The Legend of the Feral Saint - in the City (Book 2)
An Urban Fantasy Romance with an Overpowered Hero
He’s not a hero. He’s a feral accident with the power of a super being.
James spent five years surviving a forbidden wilderness, forged into a reality-bending force of nature by a primordial power. Now, he’s back in civilization with two simple goals: find a quiet place to sleep and stay far away from humanity.
His plan for isolation lasts exactly until he meets Jenny.
Stubborn, messy, and relentlessly optimistic, Jenny looks at the scarred, cynical powerhouse and decides he’s her new project. Dragged kicking and screaming into the "bewildering hell" of city life and social etiquette, James is a fish out of water - if the fish could level a skyscraper.
But when a shadowy underworld kingpin targets Jenny’s family, the quiet life is over. To protect the only person who sees the man behind the monster, James must unleash the powers he mastered through brutal trial and error. The city whispers about a new guardian - an anonymous "Angel in a Suit" - but the truth is much more dangerous.
The Legend of the Feral Saint is a high-octane Urban Fantasy Romance perfect for fans of:
The Grumpy/Sunshine Trope: A feral, OP lead vs. a woman who refuses to be intimidated.
Zero-to-Hero (and beyond): A protagonist with godlike, celestial abilities.
Humorous Action: Visceral combat mixed with the comedy of a feral man navigating a grocery store.
The line between man and myth blurs in this genre-bending tale. Can a feral god learn to be human again, or will the city burn before he finds peace?
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Excerpt
Prologue:
After a brutal orphan childhood, James was forged in a pit of primordial goo, emerging with a supernatural physique and a feral desire to be left alone. His new reality-bending powers - telekinesis, flight, matter manipulation - are learned through agonizing trial and error, not noble purpose. He builds a solitary paradise with the forest animals he heals.
But when Jenny, a girl who literally fell from the sky, begs him to save her dying mother, James discovers the fatal cost of his gift: to give life, he must take it from himself. Saved only by the mutagenic goo that remakes him stronger each time, he becomes an ever-evolving power haunted by her memory.
Now, Jenny is hacking through the jungle to find her elusive savior, refusing to let his legend fade. James, who can now bend space itself, just wants peace. THE LEGEND OF THE FERAL SAINT is the story of the world's most reluctant god and the stubborn human who won't let him disappear.
CHAPTER 1: The Return to Civilization
James had a new theory: women were reality’s most elegant glitch - well to men that is. They could - with nothing but an innocent smile - influence a man to do just about anything, and apparently he was no exception, for he was leaving his home and relocating to the city. Go figure!
He was, in a word, doomed.
Leaving the Murkwood had been easy. The first hotel shower was a war crime.
“It’s a rainfall showerhead!” Jenny announced, gesturing like a game show host revealing a prize.
James eyed the chrome contraption. It had more knobs than the cockpit of a doomed spaceship. For five years, his bathing routine had been: 1) Find waterfall, 2) Stand under it. This was bureaucracy. Or dive into a pool - that worked too!
He turned a knob. A jet of ice water hit him in the chest with the force of a spiteful dolphin. He yelped, spun the other knob, and was immediately scalded by what felt like pure lava from a side nozzle he hadn't even seen. After a frantic dance, he achieved a lukewarm, shuddering spray by holding two knobs in a tense, quarter-turn deadlock. He bathed like a man defusing a bomb made of soap.
Breakfast was a deeper circle of hell.
The menu was a pamphlet of lies. Eggs could be “Benedict,” “over easy,” or “scrambled.” The first sounded like a lawyer, the second a philosophical state, and only the third was an actual egg. Bacon came in “crispy” or “chewy” - a moral dilemma he was unprepared for at 8 AM.
“The Belgian waffles are amazing,” Jenny said, sipping juice.
The waiter arrived, a man with meticulously groomed eyebrows that seemed to judge James’s entire forest-born existence.
“And for you, sir?”
James’s brain, which could teleport, stalled. He managed a slow, deliberate blink followed by a grunt that was meant to convey “I am assessing the culinary data” but came out as “confused bear.”
Jenny kicked him under the table. “He’ll have the Lumberjack Special. I’ll have the avocado toast.”
The food arrived. James’s plate was a crime scene of calories: eggs like jaundiced eyes, sausages like angry thumbs, a pile of hash browns that looked vaguely accusatory.
He picked up his fork - a flimsy, useless trident - and tried to spear a sausage. It launched off the plate, sailed past Jenny’s ear, and landed with a soft plop in the lap of a man reading the Wall Street Journal.
The man looked down. Then up. James stared back, his face a masterpiece of neutral terror. Internally, he was calculating the trajectory required to “accidentally” tip the man’s orange juice into his own lap as a diversion.
Jenny was a whirlwind of apology. “So sorry! My fault!” She shot James a look that was 10% affection, 90% pure threat.
Oh.
The realization hit him like a psychic punch.
I am monumentally screwed. That face is my kryptonite. Making it go away is now my primary mission in life.
He was shackled by a smile. It was the universe’s most effective trap.
The airplane, by contrast, was a soothing engineering puzzle. As it droned along, James tuned out the screaming infant and the chemically-scented air. He focused on the pathetic whine of the engines.
Inefficient, he thought, dismantling the turbofan in his mind. Thermal bleed-off is criminal. He redesigned it on the fly, crafting a self-cooling plasma reactor powered by cosmic background radiation. He reforged the wings, streamlined the fuselage with adaptive nano-skin… by the time they landed, he’d mentally built a ship that could get these people to Jupiter by dessert.
He was just working out how to recycle in-flight peanuts into warp plasma when Jenny’s voice shattered his stellar schematics.
“We’re here!”
The sleek starship in his mind vanished, replaced by the airport terminal: a blinding, roaring gauntlet of humanity at its most frantic.
Somehow, Jenny navigated it all - the security theater where James had to wait patiently, the rental car desk with its contract written in ancient curse-runes - towing him in her wake like a confused, superpowered barge.
Now they were in a tiny car that smelled of fake pine and existential dread, pulling up to a neat, blue house on a quiet street.
“Home,” Jenny said softly.
Home? It was more like a castle! At least we are done with the travelling. It was exhausting.
Chapter 2: The House with Trouble
Jenny’s home wasn’t a house. It was a castle. A perfect, clean castle with grass so green it looked painted.
Her parents were waiting outside. Her mother was all smiles. Before James could think, she pulled him into a hug.
James froze. His brain went blank. In his old life, putting your arms around something meant you were about to eat it. This was… different. It was warm. It was soft. It was confusing. He slowly, stiffly, patted her back twice, like he was checking a wall for stability.
“Welcome, James,” her mother said, letting him go. James felt like he’d just passed a strange, soft test.
Her father, Mr. Jones, shook his hand. His smile was friendly, but it didn’t reach his eyes. James saw it immediately. The man’s shoulders were heavy, like he was carrying an invisible weight. His face was tired.
They all went inside to the living room. It was full of quiet, expensive things. Jenny’s parents asked him polite questions about the “forest retreat.” James gave short, true answers that made no sense to them. (“The hunting was good. The water was clean.”)
Then, Mr. Jones’s phone rang. He looked at it and his face went pale, like he’d seen a ghost. He excused himself and left the room.
He didn’t come back.
At dinner, it was just Jenny, her mother, and James. “Dad’s… very busy,” Jenny said with a small, sad smile. Her mother just looked at her plate.
Later, in the backyard, Jenny and James looked at the stars. The city lights made them fuzzy, not like the sharp, cold stars in the forest.
“I need to tell you,” Jenny said, her voice quiet. “My family is in a bad way. It’s all falling apart.”
She told him the story. Her mother had been very sick. The hospital bills were huge. Mr. Jones’s best friend, who worked with him, saw his chance. While Mr. Jones was at the hospital, the friend stole his biggest clients and broke their company.
To pay the bills and try to start again, Mr. Jones needed money. The banks said no. So he went to bad men. Loan sharks. Now, those men wanted their money back, plus a mountain of extra. They were threatening him. That was the call.
“It’s like the universe is kicking us while we’re down,” Jenny whispered, leaning against James’s shoulder. “First Mom, now this.” She paused, then looked up at him. A real smile broke through. “Not that I’m complaining. If none of this happened, I never would have gotten lost in your forest. I never would have met you. And that… that’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.”
James felt a strange, warm feeling in his chest, like a small sun had ignited behind his ribs. He didn’t have words for it. So he just sat there, being solid, while she leaned on him.
They talked then. Not about problems, but about stupid things. About the shapes of clouds, about the weird taste of city air, about whether squirrels in the park were smarter than squirrels in the deep woods. They talked about nothing and everything until the dark sky started to turn pale grey at the edges.
They had talked the whole night away.
Jenny showed him to his room. “Goodnight,” she said. Then she laughed. “Well, good morning, I guess.” She went to her own room to sleep for a few hours before the new day began.
James stood in the middle of the perfect, quiet guest room. He looked at the soft bed. He looked out the window at the manicured lawn.
His mind, which had spent the flight designing a better airplane, now turned to a new problem. A human problem. A problem with a tired man, a sick woman, and bad men with threats.
Jenny’s family was being hunted. And James understood hunting. He was very, very good at it. He just usually did it to things with more fur and fangs.
A slow, quiet smile touched his lips. This was a problem he knew how to solve.
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